Hilarious signage – read in sequence…
I got these pictures on an email of British signs. I thought they are just too funny to be kept only on email.
And probably someone else has posted them on their blogs too, but it’s just too cool. Who has the got the humor to make a sign like that and the guts to put it up.
And despite the otherwise serious facade of the British, stuff like this is just so unexpected.
Ah how I love these Brits.
Humor is a great thing – how much farther it goes to deliver an otherwise boring message. It’s like those Dolk stencils. One can deliver a message in a placid tone and probably nobody sees it or give it with a touch of humor and it goes a long way and gets remembered.
Cheers all of you.
At the Train Station:
KEEP BACK FROM PLATFORM EDGE
or you may get sucked off
At the Zoo:
PLEASE BE SAFE
Do not stant, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences.
If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.
In the bathroom:
OUT AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN
GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer it’s shorter than you think.
LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
On the High Tension machine:
This machine has no brain
Use your own
On the Air Conditioning Service Van:
Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service
On the Nitelink bus:
Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety.
By the lake:
ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
ATTENTION DOGS Grrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
Outside the Mr. Toskana lather goods store:
MR. TOSKANA has had an expensive divorce
and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!!
Don’t throw your cigarette ends on the floor
The cockroaches are getting cancer